Top 10 things I learned working at Pirates Cove

woo hoo!!! summer's here! i'm soo excited!!! here's my cool list of things that i learned at work.
10. Whistle = tool of power and mystery. with great power comes great responsibility
9. It's not ok to lock guests in the brig even of they are in the lazy river without a tube
8. You do not want to be the one that has to get the "treasure" at the bottom of the lagoon. CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!
7. Be careful who you tell that your work is associated with pirates; they'll say "arg!" and "ahoy maytee, im in the brig!" when ever you see them. (MOM!!)
6. Talking pirate talk is a good way to get a laugh out of little kids, but teens will look at you like "when are you due back at the asylum?"
5. The management doesn't appreciate it if you yell "walk the plank!" at the next person going on the diving board.
4. The lifeguard certification company doesn't accept eye patches, hooks, or peg legs as a reasonable part of a uniform
3. Every pool or station has a Jack Sparrow. if you look around and don't see anybody stupider, it's you.
2.Guarding at the lagoon is pretty much equal to Davy Jones Locker
1. Yelling parle at the top of your lungs while on the lifeguard stand WILL get you a meeting with your manager, but it's not the best way (or time) to ask for a pay raise...
well, this is my list. sweat and blood went into this... jk jk i like work tho. it's fun. i hope that everyone gets a kick out of it!