Summer Reading Stuff...

So i have to do a blog over the summer for my english class. eew! i don't even need to write on my blog, but i have to post a binch of stuff on mr pruetts blog. i don't wanna do it! but i have to cuz it's one of my first grades of the year and ive heard that honors english next year will be HARD so i need all of the good grade i can get. who comes up with this stuff anyways? could you imagine all of your teachers just sitting there in a room thinking "hmmmm what can we do to make this summer terrible? i know! lets do a blog! and we'll assign each group of kids a time to do it so they can't wait and enjoy summer first!! then we'll make them read another book just because that's not enough! there will be a test right when they get back to school! Muahahhaahhaahaha!!!" yeah im pretty sure that's how it all went. those crazy english teachers. well at least my mad english skills won't deteriorate over the summer like they normally do.

Muh-muh-muh Mary!

i'm not really sure about the title but Mary told me to name it that... yeah so what's up? i have absolutley nothing to write. but blogs are strange creatures, aren't they? i mean who says that anybody will even read them anyways? it's like talking to a wall. no a brick wall. haha yeah. GO MEAT!!! lol ever seen that commercial? someone in this house keeps repeating it over and over again! bleh it was like that with the charly thing that had all the horses or whatever. haha yeppers well, i'd better get going. buddy wants the computer now. well i kinda stole it from her... *buddy sreams GET OFF THE COMPUTER! in the background*

Top 10 things I learned working at Pirates Cove

woo hoo!!! summer's here! i'm soo excited!!! here's my cool list of things that i learned at work.
10. Whistle = tool of power and mystery. with great power comes great responsibility
9. It's not ok to lock guests in the brig even of they are in the lazy river without a tube
8. You do not want to be the one that has to get the "treasure" at the bottom of the lagoon. CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!
7. Be careful who you tell that your work is associated with pirates; they'll say "arg!" and "ahoy maytee, im in the brig!" when ever you see them. (MOM!!)
6. Talking pirate talk is a good way to get a laugh out of little kids, but teens will look at you like "when are you due back at the asylum?"
5. The management doesn't appreciate it if you yell "walk the plank!" at the next person going on the diving board.
4. The lifeguard certification company doesn't accept eye patches, hooks, or peg legs as a reasonable part of a uniform
3. Every pool or station has a Jack Sparrow. if you look around and don't see anybody stupider, it's you.
2.Guarding at the lagoon is pretty much equal to Davy Jones Locker
1. Yelling parle at the top of your lungs while on the lifeguard stand WILL get you a meeting with your manager, but it's not the best way (or time) to ask for a pay raise...
well, this is my list. sweat and blood went into this... jk jk i like work tho. it's fun. i hope that everyone gets a kick out of it!

Hello people. What's up? hows everything going? haha so anyways i finally remembered my password and it turns out that my user name was my email. haha Who would have thought? so i did that google thing where you google your name and needs right after it and i got these: Lucy needs...
...gossip
...a haircut
...an ordinary mom
...a home
...another animal like her for a companion
...shade and fans in hot weather (amen brother!! have you ever lifeguarded???)

anyways, hannah just got an ipod for graduation so i should get going....

My first blog

ok sweetness!! this is my first blog on this account! im personally excited about this...but like nobody is gunna read this. haha yep. im really excited for school to be out and for summer to be in!! woo hoo! summer is gunna rock cuz i get to go to girls camp, efy, and youth conference! yay oh and also i get to do swim team this summer. finally!!!! i had to quit for the past like 3 summers and now im gunna swim again! and i have a job! at a water park thingy. i hope itll be fun. like everybody that works there goes to englewood...anyways, i should go. i still may have homework to do. bleh